Chona In The City

Thursday, August 19, 2004

to anonymous, you write here many times and i am answer all the questions you ask today. is not true that my mam tess is meet and sex with Ramson Llanto coz mam tess don't eat lugaw and is not go to goodah in libis coz it is not a class place. mam tess say that goodah is like a restaurant in a CR coz the tables are tiles just like the walls and the floors of the CR. please do not intrigue and controversy my mam tess and i am not use yanie as my name . my name is chona not yanie i only use my name coz i dont have alias or screen name. i am not crush with sir jeff and especially with reynante. i do not know anyone who is job hunting today. is very sorry coz i cannot give you a helper. if you want you can get aling choleng and myrna altogether coz they are steal my room and my bed.
aling choleng and myrna come here yesterday. aling choleng is very filling. filling maganda and filling magaling. she is say many things like:

"ano ba to? nawala lang ako ang dumi ng bahay. andaming alikabok. chona, naglilinis ka ba? di ba turo ko sayo araw-araw ang linis. di ba nagagalit si mam tess nyan? napakapasensyosa talaga ni mam tess. naku, chona, maswerte ka. pero ngayong nandito nako, di na pwede yang ganyan"


dah, dumumi ang bahay kasi dumating kayo, maalikabok kasi mga katawan nyo. amoy dagat na amoy bus pa nga kayo e. pasensyosa? sinong pasensyosa? e lagi ngang sumisigaw. naku, mga bwisit kayo ng buhay ko.

and when it is sleeping time, i am prepare my bed and aling choleng say to me:

aling choleng: "dito ka na sa sahig, matanda nako masakit sa likod kung dito ako sa sahig matutulog"

chona mae: " kasya naman po tayo dito sa kama e. pang dalawang tao po ito."

aling choleng: "e si myrna? saan mo pahihigain si myrna? alangan namang yung bata pa ang sa sahig"

chona mae: "e di kami ni myrna sa kama. bata
pala dapat sa kama e."

aling choleng: ano? bastos ka a? sumsagot ka ba?

chona mae: sabi ko nga sa sahig ako. betch

aling choleng: anong sabi mo?

chona mae: it is in english. you are not. you dont know. i'm sleeping. bad night.

i want to go home to romblon and vacation for a moment coz i feel alone. i missed mama and papa. i will tell mam tess tomorrow. i hope mam tess will say yes.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

grabe, it's "bitch", not betch,. tsaka, please, para saming lahat, tagalog ka nalang. Anonymous means " no name", wlang pangalan. Di namin nilalagay ang pangalan namin para safe. Pakiayos lang ang english mo, o kung pwede, magtagalog ka nalang. Ok?

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

duh, mxado nio nmn sineseryoso.
pampasaya lng nmn tong blog na toh
eh kya wag kyo magmarunong jan na kla nio ang galing galing nio.
eniwei, chona keep it up ang galing and ang astig ng blog na toh. gudluck=)

1:38 AM  
Anonymous r said...

corny blog *yawn* cofibean is far better..

6:42 PM  
Blogger gaan said...

nye! ang yabang nung anonymous tsaka nung r! kumag hahahah wag mo pansinin chona! ah! tuloy mo lang ung mga anonymous dyan na tumitira sau na nilalait ung english mo hayaan mo nde lang bumebent mga blog nila! unlike yours! haha =D

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

har har har har!!!! nakatuwa naman ung mga nagkukumento sa gawa mo chona!!!

u say bitch she say betch walang pakialaman. gumawa ka rin ng blog mo at tignan mo kung me bibisita sa iyo dun!!!

duh!!! masyado kang nagmamarunong epal!!!

anynomous din!!!

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOU...CHONA...PINASAYA MO ARAW KO...

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know what's funnier? yung mga taong nagcocomment na wrong grammar siya. can't you get it? trip trip lang 'to. someone obviously wrote it to kill time and to make others laugh.

4:57 PM  
Anonymous laraxxoxo said...

keep up the good work..post some more chona!=)

11:33 AM  

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